FUCKING A
I NEED A FUCKING VACATION.
I JUST OVERHEARD A GIRL TALKING AT THE CAFE NEXT TO FIDM ABOUT HOW SHE WANTED TO FLY ALL HER SF FRIENDS DOWN TO LA FOR HER BIRTHDAY.
WITH ALL THAT MONEY, I JUST CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE COULDN’T USE IT A BIT MORE WISELY.
WHILE SHE WAS TALKING I PICTURED THE WORLD LITERALLY CRUMBLING ALL AROUND HER IN BITS OF GREY WHILE SHE STOOD THERE, IN COLOR, APPLYING HER BLUSH.
WHAT A SAD, SAD WORLD WE LIVE IN.
A LOT OF MY FRIENDS GOT TO GO TO VEGAS TO CELEBRATE A WEDDING THIS PAST WEEKEND… I REALIZE THAT I CANNOT BE AT ALL THE PARTIES ALL THE TIME; MY TIME WILL COME! THE QUESTION IS—WHEN!? :(
AND WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT CENSORING THE INTERNET?
FUCK THIS SHIT! I FEEL LIKE I’M LIVING IN A GEORGE ORWELL NOVEL. CORRECTION: I’VE BEEN FEELING LIKE I’VE BEEN LIVING IN A GEORGE ORWELL NOVEL.
MO’ MONEY MO’ PROBLEMS, P. DIDDY!? HOW ABOUT NO MONEY MO’ PROBLEMS! EH!?
