FUCKING A

I NEED A FUCKING VACATION.

I JUST OVERHEARD A GIRL TALKING AT THE CAFE NEXT TO FIDM ABOUT HOW SHE WANTED TO FLY ALL HER SF FRIENDS DOWN TO LA FOR HER BIRTHDAY.

WITH ALL THAT MONEY, I JUST CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE COULDN’T USE IT A BIT MORE WISELY.

WHILE SHE WAS TALKING I PICTURED THE WORLD LITERALLY CRUMBLING ALL AROUND HER IN BITS OF GREY WHILE SHE STOOD THERE, IN COLOR, APPLYING HER BLUSH.

WHAT A SAD, SAD WORLD WE LIVE IN.

A LOT OF MY FRIENDS GOT TO GO TO VEGAS TO CELEBRATE A WEDDING THIS PAST WEEKEND… I REALIZE THAT I CANNOT BE AT ALL THE PARTIES ALL THE TIME; MY TIME WILL COME! THE QUESTION IS—WHEN!? :(

AND WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT CENSORING THE INTERNET?

FUCK THIS SHIT! I FEEL LIKE I’M LIVING IN A GEORGE ORWELL NOVEL. CORRECTION: I’VE BEEN FEELING LIKE I’VE BEEN LIVING IN A GEORGE ORWELL NOVEL.

MO’ MONEY MO’ PROBLEMS, P. DIDDY!? HOW ABOUT NO MONEY MO’ PROBLEMS! EH!?